1 The Pointy Slick Down
How much gel do you think it takes to achieve sculpting like that? We're guessing more than one container. Why else would he let that little patch in the middle fly free?
2 The Other Mohawk
We agree. The front to back mohawk has totally been hogging the spotlight. We vote for switching the axis and trying this beauty out for a while.
3 The Ear Window
We think we've got pretty nice ears too. How has it taken this long to find the perfect way to display them?
4 The Rebellious Poodle
Nice try corn rows. Your tightly-braided prison can't keep poodle fro confined. He'll burst out row by row until that guy looks positively cherubic.
5 Just the Tip
We like a hair style that keeps you guessing. But we're having trouble figuring out where to look. At the pink tips, the teased bangs, or that pony tail-type-thing trying to escape from the side.
6 The Prison
When your soul is a dying bird in a dark cage, your hair has to reflect that.
7 The Friar Tuck
We don't have anything bad to say about this haircut. It looks like it belongs to a man who can brew a mean 17th century beer.
8 The Chuck
This isn't actually a hair cut. This kid accidentally backed into Chuck Norris. And now, the face of Chuck is permanently etched on the back of his head.
9 The Angry Bird
We don't know why more people don't do this with their mohawks. That's a lot of prime advertising real estate going to waste.
10 The Scream and Run Away
Now that we're done gasping in shock, we have to say that we quite like the way the neck and chin meat complement the dinosaur crests.
11 The At Home
Why pay a stylist hundreds of dollars to cut and layer your hair? This home styling job turned out fine and she didn't even have to use a mirror.
12 The Billboard
Now this woman knows how to capitalize on available advertising space. We wonder how much Oreo shells out for half a head.
13 The Music Woman
When you love the viola this much, you've got to let the world know. Haha you wan kill yourself?
14 The Seuss
Dr. Seuss never dabbled in hair styling. But if he did, we're pretty sure that this would have been one of his signature styles.
15 The Wave
We like a hairstyle that tells a story. This fabulous 'do has smooth waters in the back but a tsunami storming the beach in front. Someone warn the villagers!
16 The Rattail
"How will they know it's called a rat tail if they can't see the rat?" It's hard to argue with that logic. Someone should alert MENSA: there's a stylish genius on the loose.
17 The Michael
We all loved Michael Jackson. This man more than most. Why else would he allow him to live on the back of his head Voldemort-style? Any guesses as to what MJ's horcrux was?
18 The Double Party
Who says that one side has to be all-business. We love this mullet because it's party in the front and party in the back. That's twice the party. It doesn't get any better than that.
19 The Tentacles
Who wouldn't want hair that's like a cold, green hand reaching over your face? Plus, it comes with a shirt to match so it's a win-win situation.
20 The Patriot
There's just no better way to show your love for your leader than gluing a tiny picture of him on the back of your head. The shaved-in housing and hair flag on the other hand are bordering on brown-nosing.
21 The Oh Dear
We can't tell if this is a haircut or some form of assault. The missing eyebrows suggest that this particular beauty was styled by an errant lighter.
22 The Comb Around
If you've given up enough to go for the old comb over, why not do it with style. Who says being bald means saying goodbye to bangs?
23 The Lizard
How do you tell the difference between a rat tail and a lizard tail? Bye the shape of the animal shaved into the head above it. Duh.
24 The Buzz Buzz
For when you can't decide between a bowl cut and a buzz cut. We personally love the alternating bald patches. It's like a reverse mohawk.
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